Gullible HD

[This was originally posted on August 27, 2011, but had to be "reconstructed" following the crash of a MySQL server at my Web hosting service.]

As hurricane Irene is crawling up the East Coast of the United States, it seems unfair — not to say cruel — to take advantage of someone else’s gullibility. Especially when that person’s focus is sincere concern for another person who is living on Block Island in Irene’s projected path. For the sake of anonymity, let’s call that first, caring person “L”; and the second, the focus of the concern, “A.”

The precipitating move was when L. called my wife and wanted her to intercede with A. about hopping on the next ferry to the mainland. Perhaps needless to say, A., being of a younger generation and having a limited sense of her own mortality, to say nothing of looking forward to a couple of days off work, had no intention of getting on the aforementioned ferry. For my part, I seized on the standoff as an opportunity to use two new iPad apps that I purchased a couple of days ago. One is a fabulous storm tracker called Hurricane HD. The other is a frivolous must-have called Fake the Weather.

You can probably guess where this is going. A little after noon today the ground truth was very similar to that shown here (as of 2:00 PM EDT) from Hurricane HD:

A few minutes later I had fabricated the following in Fake the Weather and emailed it to L., with the explanation that it showed a rare and little-known “pre-tropical inversion effect”:

Of course, L. bought it because she is gullible, in fact, gullible in high-def. And because a screen capture from an iPad with an AT&T ad implies — or allows the viewer to infer — a certain legitimacy. But just to be sure you get it, dear reader, this is all totally bogus. The “pre-tropical inversion effect” is so rare and little-known that it gets no hits (as a phrase) on Google. None. Not any. Of course, once I push “Publish” on WordPress, it will have at least one instance to index.

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Vicarious (non-)storm watching

[This was originally posted on August 25, 2011, but had to be "reconstructed" following the crash of a MySQL server at my Web hosting service.]

In the run-up to last Saturday’s entry — “in the sight of… this company” and the Webcam — I went from wondering what those white buckets were on the beach in front of the Long Beach Lodge Resort (Cox Bay, Tofino, BC) to realizing it was preparatory to a wedding, and finally to capturing stills from the Webcam for a potential blog post. But if you had told me that that brief impulse would lead to more than 400 views of the post over the next three days, I would have been incredulous. In fact, I pretty much still am, since this is a very small-potatoes blog. But in this case, the traffic was driven by a couple of postings by Perry Schmunk, General Manager of the Lodge, one on Twitter (@PerrySchmunk) and the other on Facebook.

Any worries I had about accusations of voyeurism were allayed by these comments:

● on my blog, Lacie said, “My fiance and I are planning to be married next april at the longbeach lodge and I think this is amazing! Its a great way to allow others who cannot be there view the event and I would definitly not mind others watching either.” OK, so Lacie will perhaps send some advance emails to absent family and friends, and wouldn’t mind if there were a few opportunistic visitors (as I was last weekend), but that perspective pales in comparison to this open-arms invitation to the world….

● on Facebook, Dave said simply “4 PM this Saturday, watch for us!” Well, Dave, let’s see. The Lodge’s Facebook page has been liked by roughly 12,000 people. If just 1% of them take you up on the offer, you should be thankful that they will be attending virtually rather than physically. Otherwise, the bar tab will go up substantially, and Cakes of Tofino had better get cracking.

● on both my blog and Facebook, Sandy was actually hopeful that her early August wedding had been captured. Who knew? “Please join Jack and Jill on Saturday, August 29, at 1:00 PM PDT at http://www.webbings.com.” Yes, “webbings.” There is definitely an unfilled business niche here, if only more Webcams were high-def. Cisco/WebEx, are you reading this?

As I hinted in my original post, however, the draw for me to the WCVI Aquatic Management Board’s Webcam, graciously hosted and maintained by the Long Beach Lodge Resort, is not weddings. Rather, it is the chance to enjoy the beauty and energy of the Pacific Ocean on my screen. A year ago, I distilled the essence of it in my post on storm watching as “walking on the beach, reading, and soaking in the view — being that bench, as it were.” If I can’t be there myself, then the next best thing is sharing the view with those who can, walkers and dogs, surfers and wedding guests.

Herewith a modest sampler from July-August 2011, while I await my first season of vicarious storm watching. Click on each image for a large version in a new window.

 
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“in the sight of… this company” and the Webcam

[This was originally posted on August 21, 2011, but had to be "reconstructed" following the crash of a MySQL server at my Web hosting service.]

After my post last summer about storm watching in Tofino, BC, I found two Webcams that show a real-time view of the Pacific Ocean along the west coast of Vancouver Island. One of these is closely centered on the Amphitrite Lighthouse near Ucluelet (about 40 km south of Tofino).

The other shows the beach on Cox Bay in front of the Long Beach Lodge Resort just south of Tofino. This one was appealing enough that I linked to it through B.B., a simple Webcam viewer that runs under Mac OS X. So now, whenever I feel like it, I can sit in front of my iMac screen and watch a high-res, if slightly staccato, Pacific surf. Relaxation, fantasy, beauty, escape, inspiration — any and all, depending on the weather, the surf, my mood, the time of day.

Combine this image stream with Apple’s screen capture tool (Grab) and you get wonderful examples like this from last month:

I have saved shots of sunrise, sunset, clouds (as above), sun, and fog. Of course, what I’m really waiting for is the upcoming storm season to see what never materialized in my visit a few years ago. In the mean time, I occasionally open up B.B. just to see what the day is like a continent away. When I did that this afternoon, there was the not uncommon overcast sky, modest waves, surfers, walkers, dogs… and an odd-but-purposeful arrangement of… what? They looked like white buckets, until I got past the mystery element and realized what their real size was likely to be.

In fact, they were chairs in five rows of four each, duplicated on either side of an aisle defined with four aligned pieces of driftwood. At the ocean end of the aisle, was an arch draped with some kind of flowing fabric, and just beyond that a small table covered with a white cloth. Unless I missed my guess, there was going to be a wedding!

A little before the hour, people were in and around the chairs, and at 1:00 PM sharp local time the bridal party began to appear in successive stills: the minister/judge, the best man and groomsmen, the maid of honor and bridesmaids, then the bride and her father. I called my wife to watch with me as it unfolded.

Because of the refresh rate (roughly 25 seconds), we could only infer some of the steps you would expect, for example, the minister/judge turned to the maid of honor for the rings(s), but did he also turn to the best man? Even at the distance of the camera, however, there was no doubt about the you-may-kiss-the-bride moment, the subsequent signing and witnessing at the little table farther toward the water, and finally everyone going inside the Lodge for the reception. (In the interest of full disclosure, the image of the empty chairs was captured afterwards.)

All of which raises some interesting questions, in no particular order: Was there music from a portable system or a loudspeaker on the roof of the Lodge? Or was the sound of the waves the perfect and intended soundtrack? What did the surfers and other passersby think? Or is this such a common event in Tofino that it was just part of the backdrop? In that sense, were we also merely passersby? Or did someone else, somewhere in the world, also happen to be watching? Were the bride and groom even aware of the Webcam and that their witnessing “company” could potentially have numbered in the tens or hundreds or more? Or were they not only aware, but had they also invited absent family and friends to watch? At the most general level, what will the bride and groom think and feel if they ever read this blog post?

These questions are a digital-era reminder of this excerpt from a wonderful piece written about 15 years ago by Cullen Murphy, then Managing Editor of The Atlantic Monthly:

Anyone who has been associated with the planning of a wedding has at some point been struck by the contrasting world views of the couple at its core and the professionals on its periphery. For the couple, the wedding is a putatively once-in-a-lifetime event, the happy if unpredictable culmination of parallel chains of causality over the millennia. For the florists, the photographers, the caterers, the clerics, the bakers, and the musicians, the wedding is just a day on the job — no different, really, from thousands of other days…. It is at once disconcerting and reassuring to realize that situations of unique personal moment are to a large degree also matters of routine — that surrounding every existential exclamation point is a group of competent professionals to whom the occasion is merely a comma.


And finally, what about that act of watching? It didn’t feel voyeuristic but rather opportunistic. Admittedly somewhat more intime than watching vehicles on the Golden Gate Bridge or ships in the Gatun Locks of the Panama Canal. But really, in the end, just one small drop from the digital fire hose of words, images, and sounds available to us online at every instant of the day and night. Whether we signify it as a mere , or an existential !.

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Maybe not “Soooo big!” But still counting on bitly

[This was originally posted on August 13, 2011, but had to be "reconstructed" following the crash of a MySQL server at my Web hosting service.]

About this time last summer, I wrote three back-to-back posts about the URL-shortening service bit.ly, now routinely re-directed — how ironic! — to bitly.com and self-referenced as simply “bitly.” The posts were entitled “Soooo big!” Counting on bit.ly and were focused on estimating when bitly might run out of unique URLs:

Part I calculated that the available 62 characters (26 upper- and 26 lower-case letters, plus 10 digits), taken six-at-a-time with repetition allowed, yielded a pool of 62^6 = 56,800,235,584 unique hash strings available for assignment in URLs.

Part II presented data from compete.com on unique visitors per month (the only data then available) and laid out the analytics and assumptions from which I calculated that with the upward growth in traffic which bitly was then experiencing, it would be 278 months (a bit more than 23 years) from initiation of the service in July 2008 until exhaustion — roughly 2030. In keeping with the casual nature of all this, I used a simple polynomial model, even though the likely long-term pattern might have been better simulated with a sigmoid.

Part III offered some suggestions for postponing this day of reckoning. For example, bitly could adopt 7-character strings, although that would implicitly reduce the size of a Tweet even further; or issue strings in other character sets — Greek, Cyrillic, Hebrew, math symbols, even Dingbats; or see if Estonia would be amenable to hosting hu.ee, dew.ee, and lou.ee; or just wait until nearer 2030 for the inevitable introduction of the iLobe implant with content pushed over VerizoNeural.

During the subsequent year, I didn’t think any more about the URL-exhaustion problem, although I used bitly a couple of dozen times to create links for my own tweets or emails. Today I decided to look again at bitly’s unique-visitors data on compete.com, which shows end-of-month counts spanning the past year, currently June 2010 through June 2011. That turned out to be a perfect dovetail with the previous data for May 2009 through May 2010. This fortuitous timing also produced a big surprise, however — traffic has been generally downhill since May 2010, which was bitly’s only month in excess of 10 million unique visitors.

Here is the expanded version of the graph; for comparison, the original is in Part II or separately here.

So what to make of this? There are four modest upticks in traffic during the past year, but the overall trend is definitely down. There was also a downturn evident in the original, from November to December 2009. It’s tempting to think that this early modest change was related to introduction of URL shorteners by Facebook and Google in mid-December. Subsequently, I found reports of, for example, Facebook blocking bitly posts in July 2010 and December 2010. All such reports were related to spam and malware problems at the original sites to which bitly was redirecting users, not anti-competititve practices. My interest is not in detailed reasons for bitly’s traffic, however, so I made no attempt to find one-to-one stories to explain each downturn (June, October, and December 2010, March and June 2011).

My takeaway is that there are fundamental factors outside of anything I originally considered and that they may (or may not) have already mitigated the URL-exhaustion problem. The good news for bitly’s business model is that the bitly Pro for Enterprise white-label service seems to have taken off. I use it on The New York Times at least once a week to send a story link via the bitly-powered site nyti.ms, and there are hundreds, perhaps thousands, of other corporate users. The only thing that was not clear to me is whether the 6-character paths or hash strings are held in common by bitly and bitly Pro for Enterprise. If the latter has a completely separate pool, then the apparent drop in traffic is actually a diversion to other bitlyverses, and the 2030 reckoning will recede. But a simple test with Bruce Feiler’s story, ‘Our Plugged-in Summer’, from yesterday, strongly suggests that it is all just one big pot, as you can try for yourself with these respective links: nyti.ms and bit.ly. Not surprisingly, the same string, “pfUOj2,” appended to bitly’s j.mp domain also takes you to Seiler’s story.

These identical results imply substantial “leakage” of traffic in the past year. In fact, a straight-line projection with the last 14 data points shows a drop of more than 200,000 unique visitors per month over that period, for a net drop of 2-3 million and almost 5 million if you take the extremes! It’s hard to see where that is being made up. The bitly.com domain has only picked up 500,000 visitors, most of that in the past month; and the big-name Enterprise sites that I checked on compete.com for June 2011 are smaller: yhoo.it (~300,000), nyti.ms (~150,000), amzn.to (~80,000), n.pr (~31,000), and pep.si (~12,000). Those six together will account for a little more than 1 million of the shortfall. Perhaps there are enough other Enterprise sites to balance the other millions; or perhaps the compete.com data are just too imprecise for this kind of analysis; or perhaps we’re all just Tweeting far fewer shortened URLs, though I doubt it. But any way you count it, it appears that the reckoning of greater concern is not the exhaustion of bitly’s pool of unique URLs, but rather of bitly’s longevity, with that extrapolated line zeroing-out in less than three years.

UPDATED August 15, 2011: Even if my words aren’t read, my face is red….

Imagine my surprise this morning when I used twitter.com to announce this post (instead of bitly.com, as I generally do), only to see that the shortened URL was linked from t.co instead of bit.ly. My mental hiatus for the past year (see above) was not only from thinking about exhaustion of bitly’s pool of unique hash strings. I also stopped paying attention to what Twitter was doing, in particular introducing its own shortener!!! Excuse me while I post something at duh.me.

It didn’t take long to discover what everyone else interested in social media already knew — Twitter had introduced its own link service in June 2010, precisely coincident with the downturn over which I spilled so much ink above:
● from the Twitter blog: Links and Twitter: Length Shouldn’t Matter
● from Fast Company: Twitter Introduces Bit.ly-Baiting URL Shortener, T.co
● from Mashable: Twitter to Change Links and How They Are Displayed
So back to the spreadsheet to wrap up the numerical loose ends.

Above is a smoothed graph of the past 14 months of unique-visitors data (again from compete.com) for bit.ly, bitly.com, t.co, and the sum of all three. The missing millions are accounted for, or close enough.

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